Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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pittsports87 0
YDI for being a hippy
Greendarthpotato 0
That is gross.
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Comments (356)
crandall 0
DISGUSTING.!
charliebot 4
A ten year old ponytail? Sounds like you needed that. Also, you can't spell anonymous .
jbchica 7
I would do the same thing
islander03 5
YDI it for that ponytail and spelling anonymous wrong
yessirre 4
Shave that bitches head in her sleep and say hows it feel
Migole 36
So with your wife on this. That must have looked terrible
wpolo02 7
Just give her the HIV. Problem solved. Problem staying solved.
CREEPSaHOLIC 14
Guys, stop calling all long haired guys 'hippies" They're not all hippies, and not all disgusting, and not all of them are douches, I know a guy from my class who is very kind and has long hair, some girls think he looks nice too. Lice only settle in hair that is nice and clean, so he's not disgusting. And some people want their hair long for reasons, maybe he wanted to grow it very long and then give it to people? Maybe he wanted it long just because he wanted it long? Think about why he had it long before hating.
mirandaelcraig 13
F*ck all the negative comments! I don't care if it looked cool or if it was obvious you needed to cut it. Kudos to you for being able to grow your hair out that long! It's your hair, you're the one who has to live with it. I don't understand why so many people care about someone else's hair length...
motoxracer156 5
I don't blame her