Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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pittsports87 0
YDI for being a hippy
Greendarthpotato 0
That is gross.
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Comments (356)
Elleundead95 2
Lol I'd never **** with my boyfriend's ponytail...
bella_d 0
I would shave her hair. she shouldnt have messed with yours
jillz 0
What a bitch! Ponytails on men are sexy. Replace her shampoo with Nair and then, while she's crying about her hair loss say, "how you like me now" OR "hey, at least now neither of us have to worry about head lice" FYL for having such crude wife. :p
Matilda_Bob 0
Seriously, nobody ever heard of shampoo against lice? Why would you cut your hair off if you didn't want to?!
onnielief 4
Ever hear of live shampoo? It will kill the lice and save your hair. I guess you totally deserved it after all, maybe your hair should be short so oxygen can reach your brain more easily.
terriibabiiix23 0
your wife is a ******* bitch.
lucifer69_fml 0
hot couple, woman with lice, man with dirty long ponytail
bornincali 0
YDI........no grown married man should have a ponytail....Hippy!!!
CaptainCat 0
I dont think anyone's said this yet but..... How exactly did she on purpose give you lice? Did she hunt down someone who had it and pluck it outta there hair????? And why would she do that? That just puts lice in the house.
chicknugget5 4
y'all are ass holes