Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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pittsports87 0
YDI for being a hippy
Greendarthpotato 0
That is gross.
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QDogs 0
YDI for thinking that a ponytail is ever an acceptable look on a man
lightburns 10
I think ponytails on men look awesome. (I wouldn't like it myself, I have short hair). My Dad has a ponytail, although he'll have to cut it off as he's now balding. His wife doesn't like it, but respects that it is HIS hair. FYL for having a wife that thinks she owns your body. I'd be pissed as hell if I were you.
vsg101 0
Haha
ConSeannery 0
dude...thank her. your haircut is horribly out of date. Actually i'm not really sure if pony tails were ever in style for guys
whatnow444 0
Dude! I thought you wrote pubic lice! LOL!!!!!!!! oh man....bad image...
blarney 0
ponytails are so 70s man. it's about time!
strawberryxD 0
Ahahahaha, your wife is cool XD
_ladida_ 0
Wow she didn't have to go that far
thejoester 5
haha. YDI! Bury that thing back in 1985 where it belongs! there is a spot right next to my old Ratt Tail
DarkSpongebob 0
Ponytail FTW! All those shit chucking apes who think you're a douchebag because of it should never be allowed to procreate.