Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML
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Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML
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Mirorbo 27
I /really/ hope some punishment is delivered for that!! I hate favoritism as much as the next sibling, but that is not the way to go about it!
pistachiopanda 19
Probably why you're the favorite, your sibling sounds like a spoiled brat
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Comments (139)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Your mother said "on of their best projects", I assume the others were the siblings. Anyway, your sister's reaction says that she isn't very mature and must be either very young or very demanding. Either way, her behaviour should be addressed.
Drifting 21
Obviously your sister missed the part were your mom said "one of their best projects"...not only best...
kemando 22
Meh, ps4's comin soon anyway, you can wait 6 months
TheGreatAlexande 12
I'm sure you wouldn't mind going and chucking your consoles then, after all new ones are coming out in six months.
lengi123 18
gonna keep my 360 when I get Xbox one because it's not backwards compatible :L
strawberrywine22 30
OP might not be able to afford the new system. I know I can't! Plus PS4 isn't backwards compatible either.
kemando 22
Assuming the person who broke it's paying? Ofc.
Alihb 16
(reffering to your picture) DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW OFFENSE THAT IS?!
profoundkisses 18
Sisters are evil
chabelo 10
poor ps3...
buckdharma 38
Your parents could make a metal sculpture with it.
fightingfu 5
Look on the bright side, the PS4 was just announced, and you seem to have a good bargaining position...
Porter_Robinson 10
It's pretty harsh to go to that extreme, but then again, we don't know her situation, maybe she is continually shunned and is crying out for attention, hence the massive reaction.
Dave_Davington 35
I say break something that's very valuable to her. Otherwise, she's just going to think she can break your things without consequence. The only way to deal with people like that is to make it absolutely clear that you will not just take their bullshit. Trust me, I know.
MEM0817 18
So the answer to this situation is to have OP lower himself to his sister's level and break something valuable of her's? Trust me, I definitely don't agree with what his sister did, but breaking something of her's makes OP look like an asshole like his sister. There's other ways to handle this situation.... Doing to them what was done to you isn't the answer.
Dave_Davington 35
"Lowering himself to her level" sounds all great and noble in theory. However, the end result is an entitled little shit who thinks she can break his things without consequences. Feeling sufficiently smug about things isn't going to help when your expensive electronics are being smashed because she heard something she doesn't like.
love_me_electric 20
I was going to say he should steal something valuable of hers and sell it to replace the PS3. OP gets his his stuff back AND revenge.
Zeke10 12
Now you have an excuse to break her phone. =D jk, though lol.