Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML
Today, I found out after 6 months in basic training that my wife of 3 years was playing the long game to scam me. She took me for 25k while I was away, then left me for a homeless meth head. I've been "getting divorced" now longer than we had been happily married. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
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Top comments
buddymask1 0
oh nooo.. :( don't stay with him, hun
Freeze_fml 17
Hope you learned enough training to kick his ass.
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Comments (105)
rextasy 0
I think it's "while the cat's away, the mice will play"
lonesomeXheartbr 0
fail x2
izzy21_fml 0
ooooo never ever do something like that for a man you'll be taken advantage off
JulianFTW 0
WHITE FLOWER!!! SREGGIN
mdude94 0
ydi for joining the services that's not a womens place
soccerx75 0
You serious?
zoolu6879 0
Well I think your in the perfect position for a revenge hook up.
b_anhero 0
just devo him at tech school. u'll be one of the many.
metalr82 0
wow your an idiot for signing up to pay off his debt
shananigans 0
TRYING to cheat on you? So... did he succeed?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Trying. As in, she caught him.
DncrHap 9
i just imagined him trying to get it up for another woman and failing. and it made me giggle. tee-hee.
TamMeJean 3
Joining the military is the worst way to pay off debt period. it takes a few years to make descent money. The first couple years is just a struggle to make ends meet. Good for you for deciding on changing your life so I wouldn't think of it as a fml.
Christina Jean'e Lara 14
if she's married she's going to be getting BAH right away. If she went in as e-1 that's a bit over 1600 a month plus BAH. E-1 in my area code is 2445. Depending on what she was making before 4k a month, with most of that not being taxable isn't terrible