Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Anonymous
Kennesaw, United States
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML
I……
United States
Toot toot
Today, I was relaxing on the sofa with the cat purring on my lap. My husband blasted an air horn. I'm now covered in cat scratches and piss, from both myself and the cat. I'm going to skin him. FML
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nnnnada 6
Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.
darwinism 30
If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent! There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.
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Comments (114)
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Totally thought of puss in boots haha
Tempest559 12
Why are cat people so weird? Do the cats make them that way or do they have to own a cat because that's how they were to start. This is the great mystery of the cosmos.
chickenzipper 2
Cat people? Last I recall dogs can lick there own ass
mikeymayhem_87 15
And they say dogs have the cleanest mouths too... I wouldn't want a dog to lick my face after it licked it's ass
TrippingOnAcid 29
That can't be good...
stej1985 3
hide the catnip...
random_jay 6
If a man is flexible enough to give himself a *******, does that make him gay or the luckiest man on earth?
Marteeny23 19
I love your picture did you draw that?
random_jay 6
I wish! My friend drew it :)
In_some_bullshit 13
Wow... Well at least he is Not into licking the cat, **********, that is at least good. But still Your life sucks! Gross! He should want You to lick him Not lick himself!
22cute 17
Because we can only ever want ONE sexual experience in life, right?
GothInside 6
Wow he must be really bendy!!!
Leslier_fml 4
Ha ha he thinks he is a cat
noisebox 1
And lick you too?
iFSxJiETS 0
What is wrong with licking yourself? when i finish eating cheetos i like the dust feom my hands, when i eat something and it gets on my lip i lick my lip. maybe im just weird :/
22cute 17
I think Op is just being subtle. Her husband was clearly caught licking himself in a more..*ahem*..provocative way. You may still be weird, 62, but I think you missed the salient point.