Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend hates my friends and I'm not allowed to talk or hang out with them. She keeps threatening my job. The only reason I'm still with her is because she will try and get me fired. She's crazy and so is the rest of her family. FML
Today, my girlfriend suggested that she needs a "cuddle buddy" because I'm never home to spend with her. I have to work two jobs to pay the bills because she keeps calling in "sick" from her job. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I voiced my unhappiness to my girlfriend, as I wanted to go to a class before we met her friends this weekend, and she said she hated back-to-back events. It was unfair as she often planned her work before our dates, and ended up being late. She became paggro, all because I want to learn a new skill. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
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Top comments
karlcolt45 19
money says jump, cat say how high
gorjuzmel 10
Maybe she just has a good work ethic and could use the money?
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Comments (86)
fallen_dragonkin 12
ask her what she likes to do then. she probably doesn't like the places you take her or your friends, or if you stay at home, do you let her chose movies or hold the remote control?
DMara 2
She just needs the money, dumbass :|
AlexiAwesome 10
So, you haven't left because?
Jiplo 18
Not necessarily- she may just be doing it to get some extra money. For all we know, she could be saving up for a special gift for OP! ;)
cappellaaa 23
maybe she just needs the extra cash?
Atheepic 4
This is very true, I think the OP should talk to her about it maybe or just wait some time to see where this goes in OP's relationship.
Atheepic 4
I really think that OP should talk about it with her and see if she really doesn't want to spend time with him. I agree with most of the other comments that she may just NEED the money.
pogue36 5
I know how you feel, my girlfriend does the same thing.
HumanWiki 8
That's called a hint.
iwadasn 33
Did it ever occur to you that she might need the extra money? Sometimes you have to do things you don't like, and this job is clearly one of them.