Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Karine
Bordeaux, France
Jealousy
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Loner
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML
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This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Greece
With friends like these…
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Anonymous
Et tu, Chandler?
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Neednewfriends
Australia
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
iAmJasper
Sun Prairie, United States
Friends?
Today, my friends came over to my house to eat my food and make fun of me as they played on my Xbox. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Anonymous
Dartmouth, Canada
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
Top comments
organizse 28
Damn... That's a bitch
dkane 12
Go find some new friends Op, that will hangout with you because you're you.
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Comments (55)
anthonydpalm 18
Sorry to hear that OP. Stop talking to your "friends" and get more dogs. At least the dogs will like you for who you are!
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Plot twist: "dog" is what he calls his penis.
masschris 17
I only go to my dads to play with their dog. Best family member in the house!
whatunicorn 17
Well... it could be worse right??? On the plus side your dog must be amazing.
zyero 9
We cool dog
loueasy 23
That's ruff
Murilirum 23
That's why you get a dog.
disneyfreak 10
Time to get new friends
GrumpyGrinch 23
At least you have a great dog! Years ago one of my ex-friends only got people attend her birthdays on a condition that her grandmother will be there. Grandmother was a perfect lady that everybody wanted to be friends with, never mind 60 years age gap. After grandmother passed the grandchild couldn't keep a single friend on its own.
BreM16 23
How is this supposed to make OP feel better?
GEBEH 14
Yo dawg! no not you Simon, shut up!