Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Karine
Bordeaux, France
Jealousy
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Loner
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML
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This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Greece
With friends like these…
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Anonymous
Et tu, Chandler?
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Neednewfriends
Australia
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
iAmJasper
Sun Prairie, United States
Friends?
Today, my friends came over to my house to eat my food and make fun of me as they played on my Xbox. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Anonymous
Dartmouth, Canada
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
Top comments
organizse 28
Damn... That's a bitch
dkane 12
Go find some new friends Op, that will hangout with you because you're you.
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Comments (55)
HappyItalian 38
Ydi for driving around in a van and luring people to come play with your dog.
Bonngoo 34
Maybe you should hang him from a tree so you can raise the ROOF.
HappyItalian 38
I would highly suggest not hanging the dog.
DoomedGemini 38
That's a terrible joke even though I know you weren't being serious. And it makes me worried there's a dog as your profile.
fxmd 17
Well at least it's not your dog just stays with you to play with your friends?
CloudKumo 12
That's harsh- get better friends.
muncherofice 19
wow thats ruff
pixierara 28
At least you have a dog :/
EnJey0 19
That sucks, ditch them
thejonac 21
it's fine op, just keep your mind open and soon you'll find people who appreciate you for who you are- and love your dog too.
Brandi_Faith 34
Well how cute is your dog, I mean dogs are pretty awesome so I kind of understand. Don't we all like dogs better than their owners or other people? But seriously op, I'm sure you're exaggerating and being paranoid. As someone else mentioned no one would put up with someone they don't like just to go over and see their dog. These friends obviously like you too or they'd never come over and go anywhere else to get their dog fix. If it's a puppy or a dog that you got recently, then they're probably just really excited with its cuteness and are overly excited to see it (which will probably wear off/down). Either way, you're being paranoid. Try to enjoy the fact they like your dog so much and choose to spend so much time with the both of you. Could be worse, they could hate your dog. Just relax and hang out with your friends.
Railroader 16
to be honest that's the only reason I hang out with most of my friends. dogs are more fun