Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Gross
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Some fun was had
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
This is fine
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
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8Dirty1 24
he just wants to get in your fruit of the loom
DA3Z 16
Not ok.
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Comments (54)
RebeccaRFT 18
It's only really weird if it's of the opposite sex. If you're both female she could think your underwear is hers. And male underwear is all pretty much the same
TallMist 32
Well, what if it's a male wearing ladies' underwear? So what if it is? He could just be simply too shy to buy women's clothes for himself.
TallMist 32
I have to ask why my comment is getting thumbed down. All I did was say it's not weird for a guy to wear women's clothes. I mean, if I was in her position, sure I'd be a little weirded out at first, but I'd quickly get over it, ask for my clothes back and help him get his own. And this is all assuming the roommate is a male, which we don't even know.
guttedbrit 26
this happened to my best friend. Such a grim thing to do! sorry you had to go through that OP!
ieatllamasforfun 7
I wouldn't live with someone I wasn't comfortable sharing undies with
mld4657 28
I got ask is your flatmate male or female. either way not cool
ChoolyBooly 32
Time to get a locking box for your unmentionables. ;p
vikky538 29
Time to change all the underwears or change the flat mate
ometzit 4
I would do it as well, Sexyness overload
Stxsyh 30
You know, they said 'sharing is caring.' Yikes.
radiocaf 29
Birmingham, UK? Hello from Yardley! :)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Assuming OP is female and her flatmate is male: Encourage your flatmate to buy his own and tell him the people at the shops don't care if he buys ladies' undergarments for himself. They just want to make a sale. Really, they don't care, so don't be embarrassed.