Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
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Top comments
erizonkim 17
That happened with me too once, I was just about to get on the bus when the douchebag driver suddenly drove off. Better take care and get well soon OP!
Kurby14 21
when your all healed up and better, find the driver and report his ass!
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Comments (53)
Kitra555 25
Ouch hope ya get better soon OP
coming back in the future 30
Hope OP sues.
Pizzapiggy1 18
Aww, I hope you get well soon OP. Next time, look both ways before crossing the street :)
NeatNit 33
I'll go ahead and assume that OP jumped in front of the bus in a retarded attempt to make it stop. YDI.
thatguynamedsky 32
thats logical since me and everyone i know jumps in front of vehicles to stop them
thecouchisalive 20
Those damn buses! So easy to run into...
CARCA55 12
Not to mention giving a whole new meaning to catching a bus
crazy_loner 25
Try to beat the shit out of the bus driver after you get better.. :-D
WolfAvenge 22
Why wait? I hear those casts they put on you can leave a mark way worse than a fist could! But really, I hope you get well soon, OP!
sturschaedel 27
Well, since OP is dealing with a broken leg I'm sure there are going to be crutches. Those are very swingable. Just saying :)
erizonkim 17
That happened with me too once, I was just about to get on the bus when the douchebag driver suddenly drove off. Better take care and get well soon OP!
JJ_V3N0M 19
Frickin bus drivers indeed... Hope you feel better soon. Sorry for what happened:/ you're a very strong soul, not to flip your shit with something like that happening.
MzZombicidal 36
That freaking SUCKS! I hope the break isn't too bad and that you can heal super quickly. Take it easy, OP. Look on the bright side, you could have needed back and head gear like Regina George! ;P
Kurby14 21
when your all healed up and better, find the driver and report his ass!
AnOriginalName 19
When OP's all healed up and better does what? You can't just end a clause in the middle of the phrase like that.
Dreamsorrow93 24
On the bright side it wasn't a moment out of final destination...
rohaanncool 15
just when I thought comments can't be any more lame.
mountainmanmike 11
Ha! That made me chuckle. I imagined it all slow-mo like one of the premonitions.
kimeatszombies 22
Woah, glad you're okay, OP. I'd definitely be staying away from buses for awhile. :p