Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Gross
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Some fun was had
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
This is fine
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
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8Dirty1 24
he just wants to get in your fruit of the loom
DA3Z 16
Not ok.
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Comments (54)
spinda 22
Do they wash it after wearing it at least?
johnjay40 8
eh I prefer other people's underwear too
sandman676 20
Single white female
conflictedebola 20
Even if they are both females, what people don't seem to realize (because people like to think women are pristine clean creatures that are never dirty) is that women are practically constantly lubricating and discharging some form of fluid (not 24/7 or anything but it's a thing that happens regularly). It's the ******'s way of cleaning itself. It's not a big deal to men because they only have to face the problem of "EW SOME GUYS DICK TOUCHED THE PLACE MY DICK GOES, NO ****!". If I found out my sister or something was wearing my underwear I would probably burn them.
deviousangel89 13
No. Not cool. Not cool at all...
MattEyre 8
That's kind of hot. But I'm a hedonistic pervert so...
junpeiIori 17
uh...not cool. Maybe go commando, even if it is nasty
Perry85 42
I feel like OP needs to comment telling us what gender both OP and flatmate are.....