Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I am now living a nightmare. The house on my left side was just bought by my cheating ex from years ago who I never wanted to see again, and the house on my right side has just had an offer put on it by my boss, whom I despise for being a lazy, entitled rich mama's boy. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
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joeyl1990 28
I never understood the old man dating the young girl thing. I don't care if it's legal it's still creepy as hell. I'm only 28 and I consider myself to old for a twenty year old.
Glowworm56 27
Sounds like a new raunchy comedy movie: The ***** Next Door.
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Comments (14)
slkeithh 14
Age doesn't matter. Sorry to hear that he cheated, but love is love. You just weren't the one.
WhimsicalMusings 11
Not only is this a scummy thing to do, it's a stupid thing to do. The only reason I can see for this is that the ex is deliberately tormenting the OP or actually hoping for fights between his girlfriend and his ex-wife. So either he's a nasty, manipulative piece of work, or he's a complete idiot. That said, I think the husband deserves more vitriol than the new girlfriend - he's the one who had a commitment and failed to honour it. And I don't buy the "it's both partners' fault if someone cheats!" nonsense. To me, it smacks of cheaters and their friends trying to shift blame ("if only they had put me first all the time, I wouldn't have cheated!"). Alternatively, it may be a badly misguided attempt to reassure people that if they just do all the right things, they can avoid having their partner cheat ("I put my husband/wife first all the time, they'd never cheat!") or a warped attempt to convince people who were cheated on that they had power in a situation where they were really powerless. If someone intends to be unfaithful, they will be - it doesn't matter how "perfect" a partner you were. No point in blaming the victim.
Davros 12
Just wait a few years until she's pregnant with their 4th kid and hes out mowing the yard just to get away from them. Then smile and wave on your way to your car saying see you in a week. Going on a booze cruise with my friends.
Bubbilility 27
Sell this to a sitcom writer. If he wants to be a dick about everything, you could at least make some cash.