Today, I found out that my boyfriend was going to propose to me about three months ago. I was completely surprised and asked why he didn't. At that time, I had told him to stop looking at me like that and go buy me some damn tacos. I was 2 months pregnant then. Now he wants to wait a couple of years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, after 5 and a half years, my boyfriend had spent months talking about proposing before the end of the year. He'd picked out a ring, told all his friends, and couldn't stop talking about our future. He then dumped me over the phone out of the blue. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML
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containsnosoy 0
Can you blame him for not asking to marry you when you're being rude to him like that? It looks like it hit him hard because he still remembers what you said to him. It's nice to see you guys have a pretty good line of communication, but I wouldn't hold this against him. All the thought was there. If it bums you out so much, maybe you should be the one asking him to marry you.
Sun_Kissed18 25
She said pregnant, not civilized
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sparxva 12
Fake. Repost. No FML for you.
likefarrahfaucet 0
girls rule, boys drool.
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Which is why you earn 60 cents on the dollar.
FMLmuchly 0
YDI for being pregnant and not married
quadracer111 0
your a bitch....
corme_fml 0
Mine a bitch?
quadracer111 0
oh and #20 **** you
I_am_stupid_also 6
I don't get why people here are focusing on one wise crack. The guy has put her on some kind of ******* two year probation before he will marry her. After making a baby with her. That is complete bullshit that is way behind one wisecrack to make the guy stop looking at her funny.
swilly14 0
hi
iSwag 0
wow...HAD to comment on this one... I have had many pregnant friends and I was around when my mom was pregnant with my little brother so I have a pretty good idea on what it's like when you have to put up with the bitchiness. NEVER have I seen a female have the level of hormonal imbalances you insinuate having after 8 weeks...odds are you were a slight bitch to begin with... mood swings occur during pregnancy yes, but no matter how upset you get you can still control what you say so not only were you rude, you chose to be. I hate how females use being pregnant as an excuse to be a complete and utter bitch. we understand the whole hormone thing and if you're crying or grumpy or upset we understand you have no control over the changes occuring but what you DO have control over is the words that come out of your mouth and that's where the problem lies...therefore moodswings,grumpiness, crying, etc= acceptable. rudeness,bitchiness,poorly chosen words= not acceptable... not to mention you were probably barely showing if at all and you were in a public place so you had people staring in sympathy for your boyfriend...embarassing for him and you shouldve been too...you expected him to tell you how he feels about you and propose after that? no ma'am. next time shut your taco hole, think about what you're going to say, and try please and thank you...YDI
containsnosoy 0
totally agree with you
lostfaithinpppl 19
100% agree (and I'm a female who's been pregnant).
GreenFlove 0
Hell yeah! so true bro.
corme_fml 0
Someone get this guy a taco :)
dochoc_fml 0
did you get the tacos?
SarcasticAvenger 9
Who gives a flying f*ck if you were pregnant. If you pulled that sh*t on me, I would have left your stupid ass.
Freeze_fml 17
Pregnant, non-engaged/married, cowgirl bitching for tacos in only your 8th week. Oh hell yes YDI. Quit bitching about him wanting to wait a few years, I would have bought the tacos for myself and left you in a heartbeat.