Today, I found out that my boyfriend was going to propose to me about three months ago. I was completely surprised and asked why he didn't. At that time, I had told him to stop looking at me like that and go buy me some damn tacos. I was 2 months pregnant then. Now he wants to wait a couple of years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, after 5 and a half years, my boyfriend had spent months talking about proposing before the end of the year. He'd picked out a ring, told all his friends, and couldn't stop talking about our future. He then dumped me over the phone out of the blue. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML
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containsnosoy 0
Can you blame him for not asking to marry you when you're being rude to him like that? It looks like it hit him hard because he still remembers what you said to him. It's nice to see you guys have a pretty good line of communication, but I wouldn't hold this against him. All the thought was there. If it bums you out so much, maybe you should be the one asking him to marry you.
Sun_Kissed18 25
She said pregnant, not civilized
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tb15 0
were you pregnant with HIS child??
droplets 0
just because you're pregnant doesn't mean that you have the right to be a bitch.
maneddie 0
@ 154 nope never had that happen to me... but i have had something happen to me REALLY close, being yelled at my gf who was on her pms and i was REALLY pissed was about to break up but i didnt i think that the lady who yelled at her husband could've kept her emotions in to be nice, i always try to be nice to my gf even when im really pissed
maneddie 0
also there is a pain i have experienced ill never forget. Being kicked in the balls. Women think that kicking guys in the balls is no big deal. I slapped my balls once and had a reakky uncomftorble pain for 5 mins. So there is a pain like that gus go through.
xNephilim 19
Bohoo! :P I just love how guys cry about every freaking thing. I'm not trying to be offensive, but it's true. My Dad's a perfect example, actually. One little cold and he's "dying dramatically". Try having your period every month. Not only is it damn nasty to have blood flowing out of places blood should never flow out of, but that crap also hurts like hell. Well, in some cases. And all that is just the preparation for pregnancy. I'm only 17, so I don't have a kid yet, but I've talked to many women about childbirth and most of them said that whoever the hell came up with the phrase "You'll forget all the pain the second you see your child for the first time" is out of his ******* mind. Just imagine pushing something roughly the size of a football out of an area where usually a penis fits in. Sounds pretty damn uncomfortable to me. Also, pregnancies can be really uncomfortable, too. The pregnant woman has to carry around loads of extra weight, after all. And from what I've heard, some babies' kicks can hurt, too. Girls go through way more pain in life than most guys do. It's a fact.
beginnersluck 0
Ugh; People shouldn't have sex or get pregnant before marriage! it never works out!
SirWTF 10
I wouldn't say it "never" works out .. but I do agree with this guy --^
whatyougunnado 6
Since when did children always have to be born inside a marriage!
bagleface 6
Sounds sensible to wait a couple of years to get the baby stuff sorted out
Biggins14 0
You sound like a bitch to him, how about you get off your lazy ass and get your own tacos next time
immabeliever 4
Wat?
DanielT1994 19
I hope you either quit being so damn mean, or he just leaves you. You have no right to treat him that way. Don't give me that crock about raging hormones or anything, because everybody has times when they're in that mood. The type if person you are is partly defined by how you deal with situations like this, and so far you aren't doing too well OP. You deserve it.
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : YDI for being one of those crazy pregnant people.