Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
Can you say "fired for sexual harassment"? Drop him, there is nothing good that can cone from this.
im_awsome 2
sound like he is cheating in yuu.
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Comments (126)
c0c0_fml 16
sure!! wonder what kind of women u hang out with. poor girl. ur bf is a jackass leave him sorry
BedIntruder 4
hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz he rapin erebody out here.
alacn 0
that's totally hilarious!
really231001 0
lol!
SoLiD_DeViL 0
Thumbs up on
haaaybitch1 0
lmfao (:
TaylorTheBoss 4
At least he's not shy... :0
DrummerBoy21 0
Get a sex change and surprise his co-workers with pictures of YOUR penis... that'll show'em eh?
bethan1 4
Because that would totally be worth it, right?
rockyraccoon28 8
that's a pretty rash decision for just trying to get revenge...
corytheboss 0
obviously a joke :) be sure it's a choad!!!
EricErection69 0
simple why not just show her coworkers his or put his on the Internet!
DrummerBoy21 0
it would be 100% worth the lol's
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
16 & 12 ... vaaarrii niiice... 17 is just damn funny!! Does this dude play professional football??? Hey OP... run away fast... 17 has a good point!
CallMeHush 1
Only because when it is opened on their screens it becomes Man Sized.
rcrawford13 0
haha that's funny
FerrariCake 2
Maybe he just bought an iPhone and was trying out the new "Penis Share" app. It was probably only 99 cents at the app store.
ICabooseI 0
that would seem a little odd being a man with a girlfriend and looking at penises.
suppressed08 2
I amuse myself by calling them 'Penii' :3
yolie_fml 0
ftw!
dibbledipps 0
The proper plural is penes. Look it up ;).
tdub10 2
Yea, you should leave him alone. But I think you should get back at him by sending all of us naked pics of you. Haha
TaylorTheBoss 4
ummm no... from Virginia..? yuck
rcrawford13 0
what if op is ugly as shit, then what.
ICabooseI 0
is that why you like them?I mean,only you would know!
rockefoe 6
oh gosh i'm so sorry girl that's awful. you need to leave. don't let your feelings get in the way just go. i know how you're feeling, free yourself.