arace15336
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Lalalala
Austin, United States
Post-it
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Anonymous
Get back here!
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
LasagnaRawks
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML
Lonely
United States
Happy… where d'he go?
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Shocked
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
I promise…
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Anonymous
So special
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
reserved
Paso Robles, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Anonymous
Dodgy
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
nofriends
Boise, United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Top comments
remy3106 10
so YOU break up with him, who gives a **** about his birthday present
43bubba34 25
you always gotta get one last *******.
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Comments (85)
JINJANINJA 0
get him a pet cat, then he can take it when you catch him cheating
jessikah03 0
you should leave him for sure!
soccerlover1234 0
lol on his birthday write a breakup letter. in a box and wrap in and give it to him
igloo777 0
it's ok this happened to me before too
MattC13 0
A piece of paper that says 'You Lost The Game. And I'm breaking up with you, you tool.'
BoCo_fml 9
So here's what you do. Find a box that is about the same size as the box his gift is in. Put a nasty used condom or something equally bad. Add weight with bricks or something. Wrap it really pretty. Then you bake him a homemade cake with laxatives in it. Make him a really awful breakup card. Then just make sure he eats a big piece of cake before opening the card and gift.
BoCo_fml 9
Don't forget to buy yourself something fabulous with the money after returning the gift.
Loofah_fml 1
I love the way you think.
lovemysnubber 0
this is a great suggestion :D
carly426 0
for his birthday loook really goood then break up with him
imagineapc 11
Dump his ass. You're a dumb bitch if you stay with him.
bigsc 0
this happened to me.. I found out my gf was only delaying our break-up because of the present I had already bought for her birthday. I dumped her, and gave it to her sister
starile 20
HO SNAPZ ballsy!
alice180 0
well if it's what I think u promised him dump him! lol