arace15336
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Lalalala
Austin, United States
Post-it
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Anonymous
Get back here!
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
LasagnaRawks
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML
Lonely
United States
Happy… where d'he go?
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Shocked
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
I promise…
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Anonymous
So special
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
reserved
Paso Robles, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Anonymous
Dodgy
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
nofriends
Boise, United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Top comments
remy3106 10
so YOU break up with him, who gives a **** about his birthday present
43bubba34 25
you always gotta get one last *******.
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Comments (85)
chopsuey_45 0
I did that to a girl once.
ThereIsNoFork 0
And that's why you are chopsuey and not chopsusie.
beatlesXtra 3
Haha. same withe actually except only with a bf for that
swick25 22
WTF?????^^^^
iceicebaby24 0
1. the only thing any smart guy would stay in a relationship for any amount of time; SEX. 2. Idunno.
TommySixx81 0
Give him a sh*t in a box!
TashaLenaKitty 0
I wouldn't be with him anymore,he sounds horrible...leave him!
SupermanXL 3
this seems almost too simple. dump him and there would be no gift to get. and if you already did but waited to give it to him, return it if you can or sell it. no use staying with him to give him the gift if you know his intentions.
morena0603 0
the shit it's **** up
Superlicious7777 0
Guys are assholes :/
chelsey76 6
so get him a super lame gift, return what you got for him (if you've already purchased it), and treat yourself to your own present! :)
FMLsOhilarious 6
dump his ass..no no, take the present back to the store in front of him and then dump him.
lawlatyourfml 0
you're an idiot. there is no returning a bj. and i guarantee thats the present