Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML
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Top comments
travellingfun 18
Kids have wild imaginations and no filter on what they say, don't take it too personally!
acommonman 23
just have fun with it OP, kids believe in crazy things.
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Comments (40)
travellingfun 18
Kids have wild imaginations and no filter on what they say, don't take it too personally!
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Don't worry. He'll grow out of It soon..
acommonman 23
just have fun with it OP, kids believe in crazy things.
Brandi_Faith 34
He's only going to believe that for a short time, so it probably time to play it up and make ghost noises and do ghost things. Take advantage of the situation op. :)
gearhead369 20
Kids are awesome because they get to say what everyone else wants to, and people just say "kids will be kids"
stinaaa123 5
Past lives. Don't look past it. Ask questions
Nagi 21
What???
thatonetribute 31
try not to take it personally. Kids say anything that pops into their head!
AutisticAbyss 10
He going to write some good books some day with that kind of imagination.
itouchedthebutt 4
I have a Sister in-law who is "Big Boned" and my Niece, 5 yrs old, asked her "Aunt Anita, are you wearing a fat suit?"
Brandi_Faith 34
That's awesome in a horribly mean way! You all must've tried so hard not to burst out laughing! Young kids can say the most inappropriate, hurtful, things and have no idea.
SexPot143 13
Thats mean. Even by 4 year old standards. Im sorry OP. but it's the perfect time to sit down and really explain the situation and hurtful words to him and hope he doesn't say it again
WintersChild 12
Someone let him watch supernatural