Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was left at home alone while my friends went on a trip to Paris I paid for. FML
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Today, I live in dorms and found out everyone is leaving for Christmas break. I also found out my student loan didn't go through, so now I cant afford to go visit my family that lives over 7 hours away. I guess I'll be spending Christmas alone in a dorm room. FML
Today, I found out my mom booked me a flight to stay with relatives who I don't like, and who don't like me. I leave in two days, and don't return until the day before school starts. FML
Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML
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lajaynay 15
they have kennels you know.
neopoliandreams 0
just get your neighbor to feed it.
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bfffness 0
so invite people to ur house... shiiiiiiiiiit. and u can still go somewhere, cats can stay a few days alone anyway. they're really independent
wordgirl 0
Give the cat away to a loving home and say he's lost or died. Do it in time and they'll have to take you. Don't miss your chance for France. It's totally worth losing your pet cat. France is the shizz.
wordgirl 0
Oh, I just had a thought. You could do a photoblog of your cat and do balloon dialogue above his head in pictures saying stuff like, "I can has vacation now?" or "Srsly, OPeez must go to pommes freetz placez."
Amanda2211 1
F**k them...do your own spring break in your house...invit some friends and have fun..or better yet book a hotel suite ..have a party..trash it !! =)
sTejaski 0
They are the losers, France is a shithole
cam007_fml 0
Drop it off somewhere. Like with a hobo.
vmialpha454 0
just kill the damn cat. problem solved.
rainie1310 0
ok heres what you do. until ur spring break watch your cat and see which of ur siblings (if u have any) that it likes most then ruin the house by taking away the cats littler box then messing up the siblings bedroom the cat likes more and stuff like that..when they get back make sure ur hair looks a mess and ur clothes are tatered and if you want to go to extreme make the cat scratch your face or scratch it yourself then when u here the carpretend to pass out in the living room (make sure most of the rooms are messed up, even yours) and then yell at your parents for leavng you alone with that psycho cat (: and blame it on the sibling who the cat likes more and say you shud watch it it likes you more and that your refuse to stay home alone with that monster (:
Nikkiys 0
Take it to a pet day care... it's like $14 a day.
Epic222662 0
May I ask why you would want to go to france? France is a horrible country full of fagots and women who don't shave lol. Their culture fails, USA all the way XD. Anyways if your family forced you to stay behind I would probably throw a party or burn the house down as a message lol. On the contrary, if you were a self-centered bitch and deserved it, then have fun staying home.