Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have peace of mind that I am not pregnant, thanks to my IUD. It's not because of the effectiveness of the contraceptive, but my inability to touch my boyfriend. I haven't stopped bleeding since my doctor installed it 3 weeks ago. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had emergency surgery to remove my fallopian tubes. I'm one of the 0.5% of people who get pregnant after having their tubes tied. FML
Today, I found out I'm three weeks pregnant with a guy I've been dating for a month. I'm on the pill and we even used a condom. This baby must be some kind of superhuman. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is on her 3rd month using an IUD. The side effect is nonstop bleeding. I haven't had sex with her since she got it. I'd say this contraceptive is working perfectly. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
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Top comments
thischick1659 1
Hey, at least you're special ;D
zoPwNAgEzo 21
With your luck, you should buy a lotto :D
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Comments (221)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Children are a gift. Maybe this was meant to be? You must be special, OP. When the kid grows up, you'll be happy it happened.
Dan85 6
Quick, go buy a lottery ticket!
pez026 2
ABORTION!!!!!!
fml849 7
The exact same thing happened to my dad's wife, and now my little sister is a beautiful and smart 12 years old girl! I understand that it wasn't planned, but as time goes by, things will get better.
Samanthawk 8
Be careful, you have a very high chance that your baby may be stuck in your fallopian tubes, IUD's are less preventative if you've never been pregnant before, in the future there are methods of doubling up that still allow you to have great sex. Try VCF, it's sold at Walmart and is a spermicide film that neither parties can feel. I hope you have a safe pregnancy and a healthy baby, good luck :)
stormchaser24 24
Now you need to go play the lottery OP. you might win. Sorry that your IUD didn't work.
sk83r641 4
Think of it the other way.. The baby might be super special and you will be thankful your 1 and a million???? don't hate on yourself!!
sstrempdki 2
So did i!!! My baby is 10 months old now
Amanda3000 4
That sperm must of gone through hell.
Paintonmyarms214 21
Ah, I can smell the trolls about abortion already...