Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have peace of mind that I am not pregnant, thanks to my IUD. It's not because of the effectiveness of the contraceptive, but my inability to touch my boyfriend. I haven't stopped bleeding since my doctor installed it 3 weeks ago. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had emergency surgery to remove my fallopian tubes. I'm one of the 0.5% of people who get pregnant after having their tubes tied. FML
Today, I found out I'm three weeks pregnant with a guy I've been dating for a month. I'm on the pill and we even used a condom. This baby must be some kind of superhuman. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is on her 3rd month using an IUD. The side effect is nonstop bleeding. I haven't had sex with her since she got it. I'd say this contraceptive is working perfectly. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
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Top comments
thischick1659 1
Hey, at least you're special ;D
zoPwNAgEzo 21
With your luck, you should buy a lotto :D
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Comments (221)
haycassidy 7
167, please, let's not get into an argument about abortion. To each their own, so do not rudely state your opinion and insult others. Thanks.
jkillz_it 7
Doesn't matter, had sex. xp
sillysyl 2
Hey at least u can get pregnant many can't so u should feel special
ek102911 0
If ur not willing to deal wit the consequences of having a baby then don't have sex! Or give it up for adoption because there are many woman who can't have children that would gladly take ur mistake
LuckyLynx7732 5
If your early on, at least you still have options. Don't listen to what anyone else thinks you should do, do what is right for you.
howsitgoingjc 2
You have a right to terminate the pregnancy if you can't be a mom
AngelSpit 18
I got the Mirena IUD after my second kid (almost 3 years and no new fetuses) but my Dr told me that even if I did get pregnant with the IUD in the pregnancy wouldn't be viable because of the implant and would have to be terminated. Also in regaurds to #145 I'm personaly against abortion but think it's an individual choice and I refered to my first born as "fetus" throughout my pregnancy, granted it was mostly because one of my coworkers would start screaming "its not a fetus its a god damn baby" every time I did that *evil smirk* but it was also a term of endearment and I still sometimes call my first born the "external fetus"
godhelpusall111 12
This is why I'm staying a virgin until I'm married.
sarah2144 14
I know I'm going to get hate for this, but... have you considered abortion? I mean, if you really can't have a baby right now it's something to consider.
jsmoothay26 1
The guy who commented above me is a definite virgin