Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have peace of mind that I am not pregnant, thanks to my IUD. It's not because of the effectiveness of the contraceptive, but my inability to touch my boyfriend. I haven't stopped bleeding since my doctor installed it 3 weeks ago. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had emergency surgery to remove my fallopian tubes. I'm one of the 0.5% of people who get pregnant after having their tubes tied. FML
Today, I found out I'm three weeks pregnant with a guy I've been dating for a month. I'm on the pill and we even used a condom. This baby must be some kind of superhuman. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is on her 3rd month using an IUD. The side effect is nonstop bleeding. I haven't had sex with her since she got it. I'd say this contraceptive is working perfectly. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
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Top comments
thischick1659 1
Hey, at least you're special ;D
zoPwNAgEzo 21
With your luck, you should buy a lotto :D
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Comments (221)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I would've suggested condoms with spermicide on top of that. If the swimmer got past all of that then I suggest naming the child Houdini. Bottomline I hope you make the right decision for yourself.
linkinpark98 24
It still wouldn't have hurt to use a condom just to be safe. You did read that an IUD isn't 100% effective.
Steffi 26
The reason why most people get UDIs is because they don't want to use condoms, and OP still could have fallen pregnant if she used every contraception in the World.
tsent8 15
Hey be happy mitt Romney supports the 1% xD
annabell2013 0
Can i have your baby
CultureChic 14
Well, statistically speaking, it had to happen to SOMEONE...
alliem199521 10
U deserve it for not wanting to take responsibility for having sex Maybe u should just stop and wait until u can actually be in a committed relationship and take care of a child properly.
OverBlossomed 22
I would be getting an abortion next.
OverBlossomed 22
That depends on the person.
carabara09 11
Crap! I have one of those! Good luck with mommy hood!
XboxOneGodess 8
Play the lottery ;)