Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have peace of mind that I am not pregnant, thanks to my IUD. It's not because of the effectiveness of the contraceptive, but my inability to touch my boyfriend. I haven't stopped bleeding since my doctor installed it 3 weeks ago. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had emergency surgery to remove my fallopian tubes. I'm one of the 0.5% of people who get pregnant after having their tubes tied. FML
Today, I found out I'm three weeks pregnant with a guy I've been dating for a month. I'm on the pill and we even used a condom. This baby must be some kind of superhuman. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is on her 3rd month using an IUD. The side effect is nonstop bleeding. I haven't had sex with her since she got it. I'd say this contraceptive is working perfectly. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
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Top comments
thischick1659 1
Hey, at least you're special ;D
zoPwNAgEzo 21
With your luck, you should buy a lotto :D
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Comments (221)
Briiyahh 7
ALWAYS use protection you still could've been that 1% oh wait.... You are FYL.
chellyX92 8
But..the IUD is a form of protection.
ultra_notorious 26
you know what they say, abstinence is the only 100% effective bc method.
Haha_oh_wait 4
So is a wire coat hanger.
Gtaylorfication 0
A nice kick to the stomach works wonders as well :P
donut_gurl 8
well someone has to be the 1%. my cousin had the same thing happen. it happens.
supahcoolperson 0
This OBVIOUSLY happened for a reason!! Idk what the reason is though
jesinuevo 3
I have one too but not prego! It's been three years, plus isn't it dangerous for you. Make the right decision. Best of luck.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
My sister got pregnant while on the pill and while her boyfriend was wearing a condom. Luckily they were engaged and in their 20's
DailyTrollSlayer 4
She must be so fertile!
UltimateGIRness 16
They should name that kid chuck norris
darkmis1 18
Less than 1% of people on the pill get pregnant. My mom had me while she was on it. If you don't want the kid, but it up for adoption.
laden_swallow09 35
*put it up I thumbed you up, anyway. :)
chacha2726 0
Congratulations
LemonLolly 10
Abstinence is the ONLY 100 % effective way to prevent pregnancy or std's. Take a health class
Shrike 24
O'rly? You've never heard of rape, I take it?
LemonLolly 10
I think OP would have mentioned it
Shrike 24
What's that got to do with anything? You said abstinence is the only 100%-sure method of avoiding pregnancy and STDs, and I commented on that, not OP's situation.
constipatedlady 0
So? This isn't, FML I thought my IUD was 100 percent effective. This is FML my IUD failed me. Sex is enjoyable and doesn't have to be about procreation, read a cosmo.
zenrael 21
Put the kiddo up for adoption if you don't want it.