Bloody Mary!!
Brandy Alexander?
Are you asian? Mai Tai?
Dr. Pepper?
Tom Collins?
Jolly Rancher?
Jolly Roger?
Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!!
Not stirred...
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Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and has a seat on a bar stool. The bartender says, "Hey you're a grasshopper, I make a drink named after you", the grassshopper replies "You make a drink called Harold?".
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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...
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clanceyrocks11 0
margerate?
maddyseesyou 0
41: that is correct spelling in England :D
Gobsnoglin 0
A grasshopper walks into a bar and has a seat on a bar stool. The bartender says, "Hey you're a grasshopper, I make a drink named after you", the grassshopper replies "You make a drink called Harold?".
wyldecard 0
is your name cognac????
darkmis1 18
So whats your name?
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Redheaded ****?
sourgirl101 29
Haha. That's better than Red Snapper.
jvandy 0
kool-aid is a shitty name
doctor_itsmylife 3
nice to meet you, beer! :*
Taipan_fml 0
At least he didn't name you after his favorite **** star like another OP's dad did...
Lebush 27
Could do both. Some strippers take their names from champagne don't they? Like that movie, Showgirls.
pegasus77 0
I knew someone who was named Jack Daniels, no joke