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Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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Comments (553)

MrsKali 1

lol @21 f

l3allin_all_day 0

why not give the fucken name imma call you red bull

what is it???

Dude... he's from the UK.

MrsKali 1

my next kid will be named Jack and if it's a girl Stella lol or bloddy marry lol I name all my pets after drinks or food rats named Jack an Morgan lol

whats your name?!?!?!?!

MrsUchiha 0

Don't feel bad my sister named her kid after alcohol...

fruit punch?

lolwtfwasthat 0

smithick?

MrAdventure 1

They Call me Mr Pibb!

They call me Tater Salad!