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FMyLife
Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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you_guys_r_fails 0

is ur dad da most interesting man in the world, and named u dos equis haha...

what's your name?

ArielTheMermaid 17

shirley? oliver? buddy?

Jack, Jack Daniels is that you?

His name is obviously Coors.

Or maybe its not alcoholic like all you bastards think it is. His name might be Mountain Dew.

GarrettRice 3

So Your name is semen

thenameissyd 0

Is your name Jack?

is it a good drink?

TheAPPLESLAVE 4

Ovaltine?