Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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f_alltheirlives 3
Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...
Expertfail 0
Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.
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you_guys_r_fails 0
is ur dad da most interesting man in the world, and named u dos equis haha...
moonhead131_fml 0
what's your name?
ArielTheMermaid 17
shirley? oliver? buddy?
ilovecamp 2
Jack, Jack Daniels is that you?
Black_Letter 19
His name is obviously Coors.
Black_Letter 19
Or maybe its not alcoholic like all you bastards think it is. His name might be Mountain Dew.
GarrettRice 3
So Your name is semen
thenameissyd 0
Is your name Jack?
MarkSolo3 14
Brandy?
Catie13 0
is it a good drink?
TheAPPLESLAVE 4
Ovaltine?