FlatTire
United States
Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jess
Bad car day
Today, I got not one but two flat tires after hitting two separate potholes big enough to take chunks out if my original rim and to bend the shit out of my spare. This was in about a 3 mile radius and within minutes of each other. FML
Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace
Riverside, United States
Today, on my way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending my wheel and flattening my tire. After changing it and having to explain myself to my furious boss, I went back on that road in my other car to take a picture of the pothole. While looking for it, I hit it again. FML
Kaluhaluha
Goddamn it
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Murphy’s Christmas
Potholed out
Today, my husband blew a tire in a hidden pothole on the way to work. I picked him up in my car later that day, only to hit an entirely different pothole, bending my rim, and catapulting my hubcap into the woods. FML
Anonymous
Infrastructure bill
Today, I ran over a pothole that was so small it barely qualified as a hole, more like a dent than a hole, but somehow it was still enough to completely crack the rim of my tire and made me 3 hours late to work. I get paid by the hour, so this will hurt my paycheck. FML
alucas3
United States
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Ryan
Feeling let down
Today, after my fourth flat tire, I realized that I've had more flat tires in the last 2 years than months in relationships throughout my entire life. I'm 27. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML
Matt L
Staten Island, United States
Bad day
Today, I discovered a nail in the tire of my car and a nice sized crack on the screen of my phone. I didn't think the day could get worse, until on my way to fix my tire, the cherry of my cigarette fell off and burned a huge hole in my driver's seat. This was my day off. FML
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sunnysurfchick 0
sorry, that does suck ass. as far as your driving skills, we all have done stupid shit.
NuyoRicanGirl 3
I know how you feel here in Massachussets new potholes are created every damn Winter. Some are hard to avoid.
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The_Dude_Abides_ 0
I will do my best next time, I still stand by my statement even if my drunk grammar is not up to par.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
also @25 did the pic change make it more sexist for ya? It has been a proven fact that males insurance rates have dropped and females have gone up, call it sexist if you want but the proof is in the numbers..
Ikdiy2009 0
in pa, it's impossible to avoid hitting potholes because they are everywhere, and they are huge!! the same thing has happened to me.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
srry? thts? and you feel like what I say is bad? lol people that live in glass houses.....well you already know
TheIndieStar 7
So, in short, you found out you don't really have any driving skills at all.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
you mad bro?
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
Ahh so the "bro" thing did get to you lol, I love trolling.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
lol I'm done with ya, now go make me a sandwich like kingdingaling said in the other post haha wow he can see the future
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
Ahh the "bro" got to you huh ru-Paul ?
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
you are what you eat right?