Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Top comments
dumboears 8
It's like that stupid feature on Facebook that tells people what articles you've been reading. No privacy at all. But anyways, taking "dick pics" is never a good idea.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
what photos have you been taking that are worse than ones of your dick? just out of curiosity!
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Comments (242)
OfficeNinja 5
I guess someone failed to read the updated privacy notice that Google told everyone about from their search page. It said "this is important" and "not the usual yada-yada". An important life lesson was thus learned.
StalinsHeir 1
Rrrroooofffffflllllll
jaredofmo 22
Google + sucks.
KaiserSD 8
That's why Google+ sucks the big one. Next time, don't use social media, it will screw you every time.
Greenguitarday13 1
they aren't public, the pictures. they get uploaded to a private album.
maphineRAWRS 10
There's things more horrifying than your penis?!
SilverHand 5
And now with the policy changes in Google, they also own all the pictures you uploaded and are free to publish them anywhere.
EvilDave 13
OP, if what you say is true, it is because you changed the settings to make all uploaded pictures public. By default, they are not publicly available. So, YDI.
Colonel_Lexi 18
It's okay, OP, we've all seen that picture of you simultaneously ******* your sister, aunt, and a goat!
Shadow4i5 3
.......so what's ur account name?.........jk I'd nvr get a Google+ account, FB ftw