Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go to the local UPS store to sign for a package with providing I.D. shipped to me. I had no idea who had sent the package. After signing for the package, I opened it and saw that I had signed for an empty package. I actually paid for nothing. FML
Today, I went to the pickup location where the email from Amazon said my package was, but they didn't have it. Through order tracking, I then found out that it has been delivered to the wrong location, on the other side of town. This has happened twice in a row now. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, my dad sent me $200 by mail, only to mail it to the wrong person. So now some random person is getting $200 from my dad. FML
Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
Today, after waiting 7 months to get my amended tax return refund, I was informed today that not only did they mail it to the wrong address, the person who they mailed it to cashed the check. FML
Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML
Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
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Lounia_fml 8
He misspelled Bob? How? Did he write it backwards?
DocBastard 40
So someone else got your John Holmes Commemorative ***** 8-pack? Before you ask, yes they are $700. Every1luvsboners told me.
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Comments (117)
stephanie911_fml 0
Well, do something about it? should've wrote the right address.
lolfish111111 0
thanks for the obvious
stephanie911_fml 0
anytime.
DakotaCat 4
I'd rather be named Chris, Dylan or Matthew than Krystyl, Skylar or something retarded like Alecksandreer.
fester420 2
anyone can sign for a fedex package, it doesn't matter who the recipient is
underpaid011 0
looks like FedEx is buying you another $700 package!
DocBastard 40
So someone else got your John Holmes Commemorative ***** 8-pack? Before you ask, yes they are $700. Every1luvsboners told me.
melisa_hope 9
that is so stupid come up with a better remark or post nothing at all.
PhoenixFiend 0
44; get the bottle out of your vag and learn to find a little humor in things being said.
DocBastard 40
Melisa, I'm so sorry that my comment failed to meet your high standard of humour. My sincerest apologies for my transgression. I hope I can make some recompense in some way in the future. Since you are clearly an expert in the field of Good Comments, I beg you to show me me what a "better remark" would look like. I am at your mercy, I applaud your brilliance, and I eagerly await your teachings.
Privations_fml 3
44- Shut the **** up. The only humor you know is 'Good Humor' ice cream.
at1325 0
44 look at past posts. there have been plenty of people who actually commented how much they enjoy docbastard's comments. you are very, very alone in your opinion. while you are entitled to your opinion, I am entitled to my opinion that you should go **** yourself.
xoxchelaxox08 17
omfg 55 I almost pissed myself laughing! maybe her enormous fat cells are blocking some sort of humor receptors, or whatever contributes to a sense of humor. I don't know. I'm not a kick ass doctor like DocBastard!
xoxchelaxox08 17
omfg 55 I almost pissed myself laughing! maybe her enormous fat cells are blocking some sort of humor receptors, or whatever contributes to a sense of humor. I don't know. I'm not a kick ass doctor like DocBastard!
xoxchelaxox08 17
omfg 55 I almost pissed myself laughing! maybe her enormous fat cells are blocking some sort of humor receptors, or whatever contributes to a sense of humor. I don't know. I'm not a kick ass doctor like DocBastard!
xoxchelaxox08 17
omfg 55 I almost pissed myself laughing! maybe her enormous fat cells are blocking some sort of humor receptors, or whatever contributes to a sense of humor. I don't know. I'm not a kick ass doctor like DocBastard!
xoxchelaxox08 17
god dammit. is there any way to delete multiple posts?
iluffmcrandbvb 1
dude everyoneluvsboners is my best friend!
eissirk 2
I like turtles
helmet786 4
well that just really sucks now eh? oh well you should sue em xD haha
sallen0046 4
So call the company you ordered it from and say it was delivered to and signed for by the wrong person. It's really not that hard to fix. Either the company will send you a new one at no cost, or they'll make Fed-Ex pay for it.
RedPillSucks 33
Can't the person who signed for something they knew wasn't theirs be legally liable, and possibly criminally as well? If OP complains to FedEx or the company and they send him another package, they're going to try to get their money back and FedEx has a paper trail.
swampstomper 0
so you'll be getting another delivery
breathemein 10
call fedexxx!