Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, my sister got her car insurance quote in the mail. You would think it would go way up after being charged with reckless driving. It went up $1 per month. My insurance went up $100 per month after I tapped someone's bumper a year ago. I wasn't even charged. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, my husband ran our car into a fence at work. He had to file an insurance claim, with a company we only just got with, and it's going to deplete the rest of our taxes. FML
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML
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Top comments
TheDrifter 24
The good ol' 50/50 split. She gets everything you have, you get everything you can afford from the duvorce forward, minus child support and alimony, while she never works again. Great system isn't it?
DocBastard 40
What's hers is hers, and what's yours is also hers. Take solace in the fact that she's no longer in your life.
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Comments (132)
ivanhoe4u 3
Yip. They do that. I'm not getting married again. If I have the urge to get laid I'm getting a hooker. It's cheaper.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Depends on how horny you get. Just saying...
Jaxx66 21
Depends on the diseases you may get. It might not be cheaper.
Vash_41288 10
The standard should be you both leave with what you brought in, unless you both signed something together(split that) other then that walk away with what you got.
florido_fml 10
Find someone else you loser!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Someone else to take everything??!? ********.
maskedman 9
That is literally the worst advice for this situation. I mean there could be worst advice like, "Go burn down a supermarket", but most people wouldn't take that seriously.
j_cat187 20
$20 says #22 has nobody in their life. Enjoy the idea of not being buried until the landlord finds your corpse.
Enslaved 38
I know so many people that long to get divorced but after research came to the conclusion that it's sometimes "Cheaper to keep her". My folks are in that same boat! ):
ManlyDunsparce 3
And evil. Pure evil. They may be doing good now for you. But just you wait...
GoW_Chick 15
You are still feeling the aftershocks of bitchitis, take two shots of whiskey (repeat if needed), find a better lawyer, and you can save a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico. :)
Bullpine 11
A better lawyer that's going to cost him even more money than the current one?
buckeyebaby3 4
VeI l
ssnowywinter 0
And drink alcohol to cause him even more problems than what he's got?
wittygirl 8
It help him numb out Debbie downer. Some lawyers can be better at what they do and not cost you first born. You haven't really looked into this is what I got from your comments...
GoW_Chick 15
I really thought that when I started talking about a fake disease people would understand it was a joke, thanks for taking the fun out of funny you guys. -.-
Pelreskovich 11
That's how it works, lucky she didn't get your car too.
TheDrifter 24
Or he's driving some rusted out pile that someone like me wanted outta their yard. My dad is still driving the one I gave him almost 10 years ago.
Pelreskovich 11
The sad thing is she could have been the one who cheated and initiated the divorce and STILL robs him.
mea679 4
Heyy.
YaJustMe 2
If your insurance was lower while you were married, chances are she had s good driving record and it is YOUR crappy driving record that 'drove' your rates up.
every1luvsboners 11
You're an idiot.
felipe87 2
I agree, the rate did not go up because of the driving record. It went up because of the divorce. His credit probably went down, thus causing higher insurance rates.
TheDrifter 24
Most insurance companies give a discount to married men, and raise them with a divorce. Apparently divorced men are a bigger liability rusk.
cosmosis 12
66 you are smack bang on the money sir! Men in general will pay a higher premium than a woman driver with the same history. But a discount is added if you have a female driver on the policy. Stupid the way it works, but thats how they think. Life insurance also changes as a male is of higher risk of suicide.
l0v3p4in 7
Sorry, OP, that bites. But in all practicality, call the insurance company and ask the specific reason it went up. Insurance companies base their rates on a myriad of factors. Talk to an agent and if they still refuse to negotiate a better price, it may be time to ditch them and find something cheaper. Good luck!
every1luvsboners 11
You're now more of a statistical risk for them to carry, you crazy bastard. Quit your bitching. You can't put a price on not having to answer to a psycho.