Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
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Killswitchknot 20
what the hell is wrong with people these days?
blaw24 1
How pathetic and sad your ex must be
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Comments (49)
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
I would definitely, as another poster said, call the cops. It's not worth the stress to deal with it on your own. Good luck!
kidtoy 18
Well it probably time to make this a problem for her
False_Stupidity 42
Maybe you should explain the way things are to this gentleman and then perhaps you could both pay a little visit to your crazy ex.
oobergoober89 16
I'm assuming he wouldn't fall for the old "it was my twin" thing. Sorry to hear your ex is crazy
doctorhook86 25
#15: My cousin married a guy who really does have an identical twin who really does get into serious trouble and try to blame it on his brother. The struggle is real, folks.
150493x 29
Keep a note of everything that's been said online etc and soon enough some nice policemen will show up at their house.
minesbiggerr 25
He comes to beat you shitless and you still call him a gentleman. That's some real manners there.
doctorhook86 25
#17: He removed his monocle before challenging OP to a bout of fisticuffs (with strict Marquess of Queensberry rules, of course).
spicyclubsauce 13
Lmao I'm so sorry
Livoniax9 8
you should report him.
doctorhook86 25
#19: Yeah, between punches just click the little exclamation point button.
TheFuckGiver1230 22
Reminds me of a story I read where a kid kept trolling a guy then the guy came and kicked his ass.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
yeah its was on Xbox live I think, he knew where he lived and was threatening to beat his ass while trash taking online and ended up coming there with a weapon if I can remember correctly.
interesting33 37
Pretty sure that is illegal - police can probably find out who it was. It is like cyberbullying.