Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
Shihaby 0
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
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Comments (191)
elemenopyqrstuv 0
dump the bitch!
Callyn 47
I hope you dumped her ass, there's no excuse for that shit. She's not worth the trouble.
Jimboom 12
Wow. I feel for you. That sucks. Though this does give you a nice bit of leverage in case you wanted to ever go get your knob waxed by some hottie. ;-)
DeadPixel4 29
OP is a girl.
mylifeisFML56 0
Why didn't she get wet is the question...
rukusrazor 0
Actual "Cheating"? As in penetration? How could she not have been wet if he got that shit in? And don't say lube, cuz then she wouldn't know if she was wet or not. So Bill Clinton was right? a BJ isn't cheating? If you don't ****** / cum it's not cheating? Noted.
jimmyb00o5 0
Yep, definately not following her logic. DUMP THE SELFISH BITCH.
collegegrad2009 0
Well then, I guess its not cheating then if you sleep with her sister as long as you pull out. FYL. I say Kick that bitch to the curb. Cheating is cheating no matter where they are, unless they cool with it and say you can screw someone else.
thankscupcake 0
Retarded. I've never ever heard of a worse excuse. Dump that bitch.
notmuch 0
Well, I hate cheaters just like the next guy. But in this case, I had to vote YDI. Why? Let's see, shall we? "my girlfriend of 5 years" Who has a 'girlfriend' for 5 fricking years?! Unless you started dating when you were in high school, there is no reason why you shoudn't have locked that down by now. She knows you're dragging your feet and she's on her way out. Can you blame her?
jimmyb00o5 0
#19- Yes, you can.