Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Public freakout
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Anger issues much?
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Thanks bossman
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Emergency
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Listen up
Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML
Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
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One_Way 43
He listened.
nyf137 20
Sorry OP, how could you have known that he would take your advice to such an extreme? Hopefully she's alright
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ansam_fml 6
What did she do to him to drive him that far? I'm surprised no one asked that and demonized him immediately
GhostFox 34
There's at least five comments that either question if the wife was abusive or present the possibility that she was. The closest comments to "demonizing" the husband are ones that say he took it too far even in the case that it was self defense and the comments that point out that it is a common suspicion deflection attic for abusers to claim to be the victim. Both of which are true statements. In some states the husband would have charges filed for being the least injured, in other states both the husband and wife would face charges. In the case of her being abusive and him snapping, if he kept hitting her after she was unable to injure him, it was no longer about self defense but about revenge. If he was abused to the extent that while he was defending himself he could no longer tell if she was a threat to him, his case will probably be built around the "battered wife/spouse" defense. Most of the comments seem geared towards pointing out that the OP isn't responsible for his coworker's choice either physically attack her(if she wasn't being physically violent) or for his decision to not stop once she was deterred enough he could escape. I will accept that there seems to be a focus on physical abuse as the culprit here- it is possible that the wife was emotionally and mentally abusive but never physically harmed the coworker. If that's the case and he physically retaliated for the no physical abuse, it will make his defense much harder because of the skewed perception society has of emotional abuse, particularly when men are the victims. Mostly because of the flawed idea that any man that is injured by emotional abuse isn't a "real" man. Basically I am saying that the comment section has been rather neutral on castigating either spouse without more information on their home life.
MonstreBelle 29
GhostFox, your comments have been very well said. I can honestly say that my thoughts, feelings, and comments would be exactly the same if the genders were reversed. My problem isn't that a man beat a woman. Rather, my problem is one person beat another. Gender is not important. Violence is violence and it's inexcusable, regardless of whatever arbitrary factors like gender, race, etc. exist. This is, of course, excluding self-defense. And nobody is denying that this situation could have come out of abuse and very well may have been self-defense. There is a line though. There is a point where the situation is no longer a credible threat to your safety and well-being. When someone continues after a threat has been subdued, they are no longer defending themselves. They are seeking revenge and punishing a person. Vigilante justice is not okay and defending it is a very slippery slope.
ezrajab 22
Don't beat urself up over that it wasn't you who punched her
r3ktm8 13
It's not your fault he took it the wrong way.
RinoaHeartilly 36
It's not your fault that he took your advice this way. I know you must feel shitty about it, but you couldn't have known.
BeccaSedai 7
Some types of people will complain to everyone around them about how their partner is awful and critical and abusive towards them, when in actual fact it is the complainer who is the abusive partner. Someone who is willing to assault their partner is almost undoubtedly abusive in other ways, and has been for a long time. I doubt your "pep talk" had anything to do with this man's actual choice to do violence that day.
Berber260 14
Now you know you can start your career as a motivational speaker.
BobbieH 19
Well you know you are an excellent motivational speaker. Maybe you should look into coaching? Just try not to suggest physically beating the other team. Leagues tend to frown on that.
militarybrat 21
You can stand up for yourself without beating the shit out of someone. Not your fault. Don't feel guilty and he can't blame it on you either.
FalconWhitaker 20
You weren't to know he'd hear the words "Stand up for yourself" and interpret that as "Vicious physical assault". There's a difference between assertiveness and aggression: encouraging the former does not make you responsible for the latter. This isn't your fault.
lovebug177 21
Maybe she was beating him so he stood up for himself -defended himself. Domestic abuse can go both ways
NYGiants1925 22
True. Doesn't sound like that's what happened though...