Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML
Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
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Top comments
One_Way 43
He listened.
nyf137 20
Sorry OP, how could you have known that he would take your advice to such an extreme? Hopefully she's alright
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Comments (50)
NYGiants1925 22
Usually there's an option somewhere between continually take shit from people & commit felony assault.
MarkGaus 12
Is your co-worker Chris brown?
vikky538 29
When say standup for himself. He really took it at different level
witchet95 18
Hey you dont know how bad it could have really been and how much damage she could have done. 56% of people who are victims of domestic violence are emm
luciorossari 8
OP, you have to know this was not your fault. You can talk to him, but *HE* made the choice to become violent. THIS. IS. NOT. YOUR. FAULT. :)
MissTCShore 7
You should become a motivational speaker. I'll bet you'd be really good at it.
DumbledoreDies1 11
You got this from the book "The Outsider"
1thatonedude1 15
who knows what she was doing to him first
ambeerr 14
Honestly, that's his fault. You told him to stand up for himself, not beat her.
peterblackmer91 12
I guess he heard you.