blehhx
United States
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Good choice cat
San Francisco, United States
Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
fmlsrsly
United States
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
crazy cat lady
Coventry, United Kingdom
Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML
anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
annabellebyebye
United States
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Lola
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Itchy and scratchy
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
cat-astrophic
United Kingdom
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
My_Cow_kiM
United States
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
katshay8
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
In capitalist America, cat allergic to YOU!
chili_is_good 0
if it poops indoors just cuddle with it for a punishment.
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kyusake_huz_DAT 0
The cat "...not only her but her parents friends... she might have rubbed off some... like pixie Dust!"
SirEBC 7
I guess you're the opposite of me then, because I'm a pussy magnet. Ahaaaaa. I'm so ******* tired of pussy jokes.
skyttlz 32
Me three.
minidinosaurgoes 9
epic pic win
Bekll 31
Yeah, to something you're WEARING perhaps. Or your cat could be sick (needs a visit to the vet!) or allergic to the surroundings. One of my cats has had chronic allergies all her life. She sneezes at least 10 times every day of her life and her eyes are always runny. If you were near her you'd say she's allergic to you, wouldn't you OP?
ugliness 6
the cat could most likely be allergic to OPs hair
minidinosaurgoes 9
SPONTANEOUS LLAMA
jess6blondie9 3
Are you on something we should know about?
Anubyte 0
I can't tell if this is a win or a fail :/
ugliness 6
is it your hair? if you don 't want your cat to suffer from it's allergy to humans ( or more specifically you) then I suggest shaving all your body hair. if not I suggest reading the bottle of every chemical you use on or around your body, the cause might be one of those
perdix 31
I guess he's just going to have to put you down. RIP
klilianac 0
ahahahah!! why hasn't anybody thumbed up this yet!?
lobojojo 1
how is that posable?
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Ha can't spell^^
mojojojo19 1
I think that's a she...
PrincessesCrown 17
It's P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E
Anubyte 0
Well, maybe it died from the OP's hair, and rigor-mortis started setting in, then it would be "pose-able"
Barney_Rubble_75 0
that is awesome! LOL.
Snackbars 0
How annoying. Now your cat's gonna need medication. And she'll probably have to put you away when people come over. What a huge inconvenience.