Anon
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
menstruation nation
Freak out
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Anonymous
There's an app for everything
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
blood buddies
Milford, United States
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
O-|---<=~
Bellingham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Chlo
RED ALERT
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
BurninLuna
A way out
Today, I found multiple dating apps in my boyfriend's phone, hidden in a folder with his calculator and calendar. His excuse? He said he was never going to meet up with any of them, he just needed to have a back-up plan. We have been together for five years and live together. FML
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
bitch
London, United Kingdom
Tracked
Today, I noticed that on the calendar in my boyfriend’s apartment, for every week of the months when I have my period are coloured in red and over them, in block capitals, he has written 'BEWARE'. FML
Top comments
mla2000 15
Wow....That's dedicated.
booze_n_bitches 37
...and when to buy you chocolate, I hope!
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ThePols 11
My God damn hero. That's some innovative shit haha
browneyed_72 19
That seems considerate actually
WCARlover 35
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Doesn't seem considerate to me. It basically implies that he doesn't trust OP to tell him the truth about being on her period.
tiernang 21
Oooor... He feels awkward or mean asking if she is.
WCARlover 35
I guess. I assumed if they were having sex and dating they were past the "awkward" stage though.
Just_A_Tree 20
A lot of girls get offended at the question of if they are on their period or not. No matter what. I took it as he was taking an extra precaution.
Dimps94 9
Shit.. I wish my bf did that
nofreeusernames 10
I'd be grateful if my husband did that. Then I wouldn't have to!
LlamaFlavoured 24
it's actually quite sweet that he cares enough to keep track of it. Committed y'know
LostInTheZone11 29
I actually have an app tool kit with a bunch of little helpful and fun gadgets. (Alarm clock, measurements, units, and currency converters, language converters, an alcoholic cocktail recipe book (And some nonalcoholics in it too.) And yes, a fem tracker as well. I definitely have plans to use it as a reminder to get my significant other stuff she likes, and to be extra nice to her.
PenguinBitch 44
He doesn't want his red wings?
mrmcleod 29
Doesn't matter what time of the month it is for me, as long as my wife is down, I'm down!
captainsmegma 12
Knows when to go fishing.
okay17 7
That's stupid when he can **** now. A period shouldn't stop anything.