Anon
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
menstruation nation
Freak out
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Anonymous
There's an app for everything
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
blood buddies
Milford, United States
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
O-|---<=~
Bellingham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Chlo
RED ALERT
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
BurninLuna
A way out
Today, I found multiple dating apps in my boyfriend's phone, hidden in a folder with his calculator and calendar. His excuse? He said he was never going to meet up with any of them, he just needed to have a back-up plan. We have been together for five years and live together. FML
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
bitch
London, United Kingdom
Tracked
Today, I noticed that on the calendar in my boyfriend’s apartment, for every week of the months when I have my period are coloured in red and over them, in block capitals, he has written 'BEWARE'. FML
Top comments
mla2000 15
Wow....That's dedicated.
booze_n_bitches 37
...and when to buy you chocolate, I hope!
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kpetrovski 24
Hey, that's what I do too! At least one of you is on top of things :p
Shepardcomander 0
I'm still trying to figure out what is so bad about that? It's better than him trying to cop a feel during your period. If my boyfriend did this it would be a Nice thing not a fml thing
Shepardcomander 0
Unless you don't like him planning ahead? But you can still say no if you don't feel like it
zombiekiller52 24
Nothing wrong that. He knows his priorities.
ActualCheese 7
Your boyfriend is really dedicated
syed121417 22
Sorry, but I don't really see a problem here. If he's not comfortable having sex with you on your period, then there's no shame in that. Also, a lot of these period tracking apps also tell you when you are most fertile and when your ovulation day is- extremely helpful! So, really if anything, wouldn't you be happy that he took that initiative, even if it was just for sex? It's better than being clueless.
steftriv 18
A+ for effort!
trumpet27 1
Boys.
Anastasiia Bogolepova 10
So? My bf does that too.. Nothing is wrong about it! Grow up!