Ignored
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Forgotten
Canada
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
juli
Taiwan
Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
skidoosh
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
Anonymous
Moncton, Canada
Thanks, babe
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
thanksjerk
Canada
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
ihatepokemon
United States
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
you can't remember?
Memento
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
BirthdayGirl
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
EmberLove
United States
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
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iLove2LoveU 0
not his fault pokeman is awesome
marinus_fml 20
He's just dedicated.
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Comments (294)
RemyX1 7
Ha Ha sounds like me I can remember very pokemon and every detail about them but I can not remember somethings like turn in a school paper or do a simple task.
swagster69 0
U dweebs get out of pikajews ass and find reality!!
bebe0715 0
Is your boyfriend 5?if not then if I were u i'd break up with that loser. Unless u love him. :p
missalice0306 19
Although I love Pokemon, it sucks that he can't remember your birthday :(
timmytoton 4
Nothing wrong with that dates come and go Pokemon are forever
Arrow_InThe_Knee 1
As long as he remembers Lapras, everything will be fine.....
Indianboy9321 25
I can also name every Pokemon and not remember your birthday either :)
din_o_saur_ 12
your boyfriend is amazing, I only know 50! lol
southernsoul 3
Priorities.
loverinblue 0
My boyfriends the same way, he can recite their names and moves, but cant remember what I told him 10 minutes prior