Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML
Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
Today, I called my usual babysitter, one of the few people who can handle my difficult kids, to ask her to watch them for a night next week. She refused. It turns out my wife has been repeatedly underpaying her and she's fed up with it. So long date nights, I guess. FML
Today, I found out that my partner intentionally acts like she sleeps through our baby's cries in the middle of the night, just to force me to do all the late night feeds and diaper changes. FML
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nonsensical 26
Report her! Not only is she stealing but she's not giving the baby what its own mother thought it was receiving!!! Oh this is outrageous!
ygdrassil 17
The next thing you know, the baby will be replaced with a doll and Junior will be "adopted" to Timbuktu
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Comments (129)
ivyadam 3
I'm so sorry. That's absolutely terrible. There are some messed up people in this world. I would try to find someone you can trust or take your baby to a place thats regulated and has a lot of references
JCX2 23
Depriving my child of all the health benefits of my breast milk, coupled with the betrayal of trust would have me beyond livid. I would seek any and all recourse I could against this person,while trying to contain my need to shake the stupid out of them.
sdlr32787 18
True definition of a mothafuckin hustler! I like her ambition
xluciferx666 21
I personally would knock the bitch out then "hustle" her into a bathtub full of ice. Then take her kidney and sell it on the black market
MonstreBelle 29
I like your ambition much better, 56! Anyone who messes with a child deserves it. Can I help?
sdlr32787 18
its a cut thought industry...shows how much u scrubs know
DoomedGemini 38
Yeah, don't you know? You have to cut out all thinking.
Etweens96 25
She has a lot of nerve to do that to you! But thankfully it's nothing harmful that's she's feeding your child. I hope you get your money back OP!
chelsaaron 19
Nothing harmful? Except her baby is being deprived the nutrients in the breast milk. And the mother didn't even know. That baby could have allergies to the formula. Anything.
Thundaar25 11
That is just weird. Not sure what else there is to say.
shitstorm28 11
That's illegal. Got proof?
OrganicSistah 17
Lawsuit
vikky538 29
That's dangerous and crazy and wrong on so many levels... By the way who are buyer for he breast milk?
Drosophila82 18
That is one very dirty way to conduct business
carlyggibby 18
How did you find out?
Bumlycar 13
One way is the baby's bowel motions would smell different. Same if they spit up or vomited. The vomit of bottle fed babies can really smell bad depending on what kind of formula they used.