Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML
Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
Today, I called my usual babysitter, one of the few people who can handle my difficult kids, to ask her to watch them for a night next week. She refused. It turns out my wife has been repeatedly underpaying her and she's fed up with it. So long date nights, I guess. FML
Today, I found out that my partner intentionally acts like she sleeps through our baby's cries in the middle of the night, just to force me to do all the late night feeds and diaper changes. FML
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Top comments
nonsensical 26
Report her! Not only is she stealing but she's not giving the baby what its own mother thought it was receiving!!! Oh this is outrageous!
ygdrassil 17
The next thing you know, the baby will be replaced with a doll and Junior will be "adopted" to Timbuktu
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Comments (129)
SneakySlayer 15
Lol this one is a old fml someone re posted
randomcritic 14
Disgusting, stealing from an infant! How did you find out ,op?
lwilson78 1
I'm almost afraid to ask what she did with the breast milk she stole??
Omniprism 15
Oh my god! How horrible! Get her arrested!
rec_chem 22
Why is she still your babysitter, and why isn't she in jail?
thathoeoverthere 7
Who would buy breast milk?
iwadasn 33
People who adopted their babies, I'm guessing.
kbryan0004 11
I hope you press charges on the babysitter. how ridiculous and crappy of her. you wanted your baby to have the proper nutrition, that's just awful. Sue her. it's the right thing to do. she deserves ti oay for what she did.
arrowgold 19
This is outrageous. How long has it been going on??
LoveMyBoyz 9
I breastfeed so I believe in the term breast milk is liquid gold... I would have kicked that **** in the boobs! hard!!
mwali02 32
Fired.