Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML
Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
Today, I called my usual babysitter, one of the few people who can handle my difficult kids, to ask her to watch them for a night next week. She refused. It turns out my wife has been repeatedly underpaying her and she's fed up with it. So long date nights, I guess. FML
Today, I found out that my partner intentionally acts like she sleeps through our baby's cries in the middle of the night, just to force me to do all the late night feeds and diaper changes. FML
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Top comments
nonsensical 26
Report her! Not only is she stealing but she's not giving the baby what its own mother thought it was receiving!!! Oh this is outrageous!
ygdrassil 17
The next thing you know, the baby will be replaced with a doll and Junior will be "adopted" to Timbuktu
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Comments (129)
Ishilied 11
... I guess on the plus-side, she wasn't making ice cream. I'd fire her at the very least.
ashleymeshell 15
this is messed up beyond any reason. I would be soo pissed. no hope for humanity.
rebamoo 14
Oh I would be so livid!!!
loveestt 13
as a breastfeeding mom this pisses me off my child can't tolerate formula and would be sick from just an ounce she needs to be arrested for possible child endangerment
SPN_lover666 27
Fire her and warn other people you know that she is a thief and cannot be trusted at all.
powaaah77 8
People buy other mothers' breast milk ? News to me !
whyme9000 12
Take it to court
neauneau_fml 3
That babysitter was really milking the situation!
Baron_Kaz 15
The baby sitter needs to be arrested . Breast milk prevents diseases including SIDS, the #1 cause of infant deaths in the world. This is willful endangerment of an infants life. Signed Sr. Vice President of an infant health monitor company.
enginsteve 17
I want to know who the hell is buying your breast milk.. So nasty.. I mean does it go good with Cheerios?