Today, as always, my boyfriend has a micropenis. He found my dildo and started crying because it was bigger than him. I love him to death and would never cheat on him, but sometimes I just need to be filled up. Am I wrong? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML
Today, after months of dating, I finally saw my boyfriend naked. Turns out he has a micropenis. I assured him that I like him for who he was and that we could explore other things. He said no, because oral and sex toys are "immoral." FML
Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML
Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I was really upset after work, so I tearfully asked my boyfriend to bring something over to cheer me up when he visited later. An hour or so later he arrived, having bought me a brand new large purple dildo to "brighten my mood." FML
Today, I got my boyfriend's pants down for the first time and turns out my thumb is bigger than his erect penis. I already know he has weak tongue technique, but this is an extra slap in the face I do not need. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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tiptoppc 21
Oof. Feel bad for him (I’m opposite and too big for my wife). But still, I’d think he’d understand that they call them “marital aides” for a reason. They get used for all sorts of things. For my wife, it makes sex a lot easier as she loosens up after the first ****** making it a lot easier to do more. It’s just how it is in some relationships.
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tiptoppc 21
Oof. Feel bad for him (I’m opposite and too big for my wife). But still, I’d think he’d understand that they call them “marital aides” for a reason. They get used for all sorts of things. For my wife, it makes sex a lot easier as she loosens up after the first ****** making it a lot easier to do more. It’s just how it is in some relationships.
tiptoppc 21
And before anyone thinks I’m bragging, too big can also be an issue. It causes some discomfort and even tearing each time. Just like the size of the penis varies, so too does the ******. Yeah, there’s some give and play, but even the ****** has limits on width and length. The world record holder for male size is enormous, and so much so, he can’t be intimate with ANYONE. So size doesn’t matter as much if you are within a normal 95% percentile range, but outside of it, it can cause just as much issues. Plus my back injuries and pain plays a bigger issue in my sex life than size, especially since I’m currently the only one who works and it can get physically demanding, even after the back surgeries, it still leaves me in a fair bit of spinal pain frequently enough to be a problem.