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Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

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You must end the horse. An unfortunate accident would work.

acantha69 0

Someone else paying for their college ed wasn't even an option for 90% of the people I know. Get a loan, get a job, pay for it yourself.

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arshiasasson 0

kill the horse, then they cant spend the money on the surgery

first it would cost money to get rid of the horse, and second if I was the sister I would be pissed and want another horse therefor my parents would take the college money to go buy another one so either way, your spending money

**** horses, just shoot it.

i say you put it down and eat its face. But that is just my idea.

ragtime88 0

You could try to get a loan. But still, OUCH.

Make a project of seeking out sources of financial aid. And dump this family and their favoritism and skewed priorities as soon as you possibly can.

YDI for giving up so easily. YDI for having a sister with a horse. YDI for having a sister. YDI for having ambition. Sell the horse's meat to a dog food factory and its hooves to a glue factory. No more surgery-needing horse, and now there'll be money for college and surplus money for other things. Problem solved. Glad to help.

that's a good thing

if it were you needing surgery, you wouldn't be complaining...a horse is a living creature, and deserves help when hurt. If you want to go to college, pay for it yourself.

You do realize that you don't NEED to have mommy and daddy pay for it right?

Pay for college yourself jesus christ it won't be the end of the world.