Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, we got a letter regarding my sister's college career and an appointment she was required to go to. This seems fitting, since she's a senior in high school, or at least she would be if she hadn't passed away a little over a year ago. FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Hard times
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, I told my professor that I'll be missing class next week due to upcoming surgery. I asked if I could take the exam that I'd otherwise miss another day. He said no, and that I'd just have to take a failing grade, then wished me luck with the surgery. FML
Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
Weddings blow
Today, I missed going to my boyfriend's stepsister's wedding. I would have been meeting my boyfriend's mom for the first time; now she doesn't like me. She figured I could just "tough it out". I have a chronic health condition and haven't been able to eat or get out of bed. FML
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knibbsy 4
You must end the horse. An unfortunate accident would work.
acantha69 0
Someone else paying for their college ed wasn't even an option for 90% of the people I know. Get a loan, get a job, pay for it yourself.
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arshiasasson 0
kill the horse, then they cant spend the money on the surgery
barrelracerr 0
first it would cost money to get rid of the horse, and second if I was the sister I would be pissed and want another horse therefor my parents would take the college money to go buy another one so either way, your spending money
fourloco 0
**** horses, just shoot it.
Celiath 4
i say you put it down and eat its face. But that is just my idea.
ragtime88 0
You could try to get a loan. But still, OUCH.
hedgehogs 0
Make a project of seeking out sources of financial aid. And dump this family and their favoritism and skewed priorities as soon as you possibly can.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for giving up so easily. YDI for having a sister with a horse. YDI for having a sister. YDI for having ambition. Sell the horse's meat to a dog food factory and its hooves to a glue factory. No more surgery-needing horse, and now there'll be money for college and surplus money for other things. Problem solved. Glad to help.
monkeykiller77 0
that's a good thing
bmeixsell_fml 0
if it were you needing surgery, you wouldn't be complaining...a horse is a living creature, and deserves help when hurt. If you want to go to college, pay for it yourself.
tcordell 0
You do realize that you don't NEED to have mommy and daddy pay for it right?
npeezle 0
Pay for college yourself jesus christ it won't be the end of the world.