Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, we got a letter regarding my sister's college career and an appointment she was required to go to. This seems fitting, since she's a senior in high school, or at least she would be if she hadn't passed away a little over a year ago. FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Hard times
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, I told my professor that I'll be missing class next week due to upcoming surgery. I asked if I could take the exam that I'd otherwise miss another day. He said no, and that I'd just have to take a failing grade, then wished me luck with the surgery. FML
Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
Weddings blow
Today, I missed going to my boyfriend's stepsister's wedding. I would have been meeting my boyfriend's mom for the first time; now she doesn't like me. She figured I could just "tough it out". I have a chronic health condition and haven't been able to eat or get out of bed. FML
Top comments
knibbsy 4
You must end the horse. An unfortunate accident would work.
acantha69 0
Someone else paying for their college ed wasn't even an option for 90% of the people I know. Get a loan, get a job, pay for it yourself.
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Comments (324)
fuckthasystem 0
wait ur sister has a ****** horsee but yu cantt go twoo collegee. pahahahah **** yu dudee srry
Sapphirelilly 0
You shouldn't rely on your parents to pay your way through college. There is nothing wrong with taking a year off and getting a job to save up money.
tycourier 0
kill the horse problem solved
tycourier 0
easiest way to do it is put a lit ciggarete in its mouth wen its sleeping and it will suffocate then it wont need surgery
itstinnytiny 0
saughty!
FML191919 3
Dude I feel u! My parents bought my sister a horse and now I'm alone 5 of 7 days. They've missed my last 3 birthdays excluding the one yesterday. I just turned 14. Life is a bitch when ur horse owners
shadyecko 0
Let's get this over with, Ydi for fornicating with a horse and requiring it to need surgery....sick bastard Ydi for having a sister Ydi for wanting to go to college *flips up collar, puts on sunglasses*
JayMorales 0
horses are much more important than school;) especially USC (university of spoiled children)
JoHan55_fml 7
also with the surgery you won't be sure the horse will wake up, and he'll never be the same or ride the same... think about it people! they'll probably spend more on surgery than the horse is worth, I'm sorry to anyone who disagrees, but be logical. let the horse live in misery and prevent education OR let the horse die after a happy life and allow him to go...
MustangFilly77 9
Dude, your parents shouldn't pay for your college. Get a student loan or a job. That horse works for a living, it needs the surgery more that you need your parents money :l