Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a ring to be cleaned, and the jeweler offered to clean all my rings, so I gave them to him. When he gave them back, he said he'd polished all the scratches on the wedding band. The “scratches” were the remains of the original engraving on my dead father's wedding band. FML
Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
loveyabb 0
WTF? Change your name.
Crickmasta 0
hahaha, fyl this is hilarious
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (183)
lotusflower007 0
Show the Jewler a copy of your driver's license or something with your name on it. Those are your initials, plain and simple. They shouldn't have a problem with that. IF they do, then ask for a full refund of your money, and take your business elsewhere. IF they give you a hard time after explaining that these are your initials, then file a complaint with the BBB. They love that shit. Don't let them bulldoze you
lisaloise 3
Your life is average :P
risforrrrcuhh 0
Who cares? I'd be psyched if those were my initials.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I read in the book The Survivors Club that your initials can have a big impact on your life. Those whose initials spelled negative words (RAT, BUM, ASS, etc) tend to have a shorter lifespan than those whose initials spelled positive words (ACE, WIN, JOY, etc). If I remember correctly, they also tend to be less successful and less happy than their counterparts.
Naitras 15
so what does that say about mine lol... L.S.D
Consumeraffairs 0
If you are trying to order your ring through Jostens I can help you. My name is Karyl and I work in the consumer Affairs office. Call me at 800-854-7464 ext 16319
cooperisacat 0
One day, you will realize that you have the best initials ever.
COBRAMORPH 0
Honestly, like you didnt know. If mine were F. M. E. or G.O.D. I still would not post here.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Yeahh Class of 2010!!! :D WTF xD i loves it.
thingamajiga 5
My initials are L.S.D. I'm dead serious.
ClumsyJason 3
whats so funny about LSD? :s
thingamajiga 5
i didn't say it to be funny. I just think it's weird that my initials are that of a drug.
abc_brittneydee 0
my friend's initials are S.T.D.