Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a ring to be cleaned, and the jeweler offered to clean all my rings, so I gave them to him. When he gave them back, he said he'd polished all the scratches on the wedding band. The “scratches” were the remains of the original engraving on my dead father's wedding band. FML
Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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loveyabb 0
WTF? Change your name.
Crickmasta 0
hahaha, fyl this is hilarious
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Comments (183)
hazer 3
This is the universe punishing you for being awesome. Take heart.
kscozz 2
my friend's initials are: D.I.A.M.G.O.C.S. legit. lol
ghost0609 0
mine is b.s. w00t
analltimelow 0
Whats a class ring? and epic winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
IonaDavina 0
OMG my friend has the same initials as you, how scary!!
amazingkate 0
now you should get it engraved with "F.M.L."
KarmaLanding 0
For future reference, memorize this phrase: "Those are my initials, you bigoted moron, and now I'm going to sue you for discrimination. Have a nice day, asshole."
kanamexo 0
LOL. Epic win. My friend's intials are H.I.V o__o
MEGHEADASAURAUS 0
I wish my initials were W.T.F... or even better- F.M.L. xD That'd be rad.
Pointy130 0
Best. Initials. Evar.