Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a ring to be cleaned, and the jeweler offered to clean all my rings, so I gave them to him. When he gave them back, he said he'd polished all the scratches on the wedding band. The “scratches” were the remains of the original engraving on my dead father's wedding band. FML
Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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loveyabb 0
WTF? Change your name.
Crickmasta 0
hahaha, fyl this is hilarious
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Rainbow_dumpster 28
Well look on the bright side, at least you're name isn't Andy Stanford Smith. That would be the worst initials ever. :/
IPoopedOnU 12
Ur initials are ******* awesome!
Brawldud 2
So your first name starts with W and your last name starts with F... Why was I briefly reminded of Will Farrell?
wolfshadow 4
Walter T. Farnsworth :o
MisterDoctor 12
Ahh, your initials backwards are FTW. That's even more awesome!
doglover100 29
My brother's initals would've spelled A.S.S. if my parents didn't change is middle name. I know someone with the initals M.O.P.
Steffi 26
My brothers' initials are P.M.S.
Sammitheshit 10
Just think, "W.T.F" isn't that bad. Ones like; S.E.X. Or B.J.S. or some other ridiculous initials stink. Your initials are awesome ..
kawaiisakura 12
And I though my having the initials TNT was odd
steffidallasbfl 16
Just get WF 2010