Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a ring to be cleaned, and the jeweler offered to clean all my rings, so I gave them to him. When he gave them back, he said he'd polished all the scratches on the wedding band. The “scratches” were the remains of the original engraving on my dead father's wedding band. FML
Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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loveyabb 0
WTF? Change your name.
Crickmasta 0
hahaha, fyl this is hilarious
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shanel13 0
omg sooo funny! my initials are S.T.L so it swears in french XD
JaneDoe_71 0
Really? and... what does STL means? Cause I'm french, and I don't know!
skeez_fml 0
it could be worse- my friend's initial's are KKK. how his parents didn't realize that when they named him is beyond me...
DefyingGravity 0
Best initials EVER...mine are J.E.W...
SkyDance_fml 0
Are you Jewish, though?
Kuato 0
Who cares? Only fags get class rings.
FML_babe 0
my brothers is B.J.Pocock...way too funny!
perdix 31
2010 is NASTY! It means 2 threesomes each with two fat girls (the 0's) on one skinny guy (the 1). I'm surprised you didn't get arrested on the spot!
riku3220 2
Why can't it be 2 threesomes with 2 large guys and 1 skinny girl?
myfriend_youfail 3
Because 0 stands for ****** and 1 stands for penis, of course?
riku3220 2
Then how are the chicks fat?
perdix 31
riku, Because when I was a freshman in high school, one of my classmates who was a really skinny guy was poached by a big, fat senior girl. I said when they walked down the hall, they looked like the number 10. It became a classic among my classmates! This is why, in my mind, "0" means Carol C., aka Porky and "1" is Doug M. Therefore, that's why it is what I say it is. You may like to think differently, but that decades-old visual is still stuck in my head.
waterelement523 0
battle creek central in the mid to late 50's?
aquadog101 0
wow lol it must rock to be u
Tribulations 0
What did you expect? :|
chinCHILLaOUT 0
Mine is K.R.S. try to pronounce it.
lainzilla 14
I tried saying it a few times but I'm not getting the joke.
kscozz 2
ahahahahha!! ME 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
riku3220 2
I got kris, which is a really cool dagger and curse, which is well... A curse. Pronounce it as kris. Awesome dagger.
leandra12 0
Que hora es
kscozz 2
i mean, my initials are K.R.S 2 not i tried it 2. lol
joHnnycsU 0
hahaha those are some awesome initials.