Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my husband saw my vagina for the first time since I gave birth. I know it’s changed down there, and I may not have shaved, but I wasn’t expecting, “Oh my damn, that’s way different.” He wasn’t being mean, he’s too nice to be mean, but “Oh my damn” felt unnecessary. FML
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bryyxoo 0
Real vaginas are better than fake boobs
IndiRae 9
I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".
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crazyfire83 0
I'm so sorry. he is an asshole and you don't need to put up with his insults.
charloemm 7
Wow, your boyfriend is an asshole. It shouldn't matter what your ****** looks like; a vadge is a vadge. Seriously, dump his ass. He doesn't deserve you.
Majstr 23
All are beautiful. If you disagree I have bad news for you.
sexijlow 0
And ur still dating him???
little_monster21 0
omg. that's by far one of the worst fmls I've read. I can't even laugh. your life sucks if your bf thinks your vaginas gross....but you deserve it for not taking good care of your lady parts.
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
148 that was hilarious! I was gonna say.. "what's wrong with a ton of cheese on the taco?" But your comment was awesome!
htb2050 11
Maybe you should do something about your hygeine.
White_Knightspc 0
You may now refer to your Vag as Pandora's Box. Because it may not ever get opened.
SlickWillyTFCF 5
I don't think gross would have actually referred to the look of it. Maybe you should clean it every now and then.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Get away from this guy asap. Insulting you like this is abusive.